Dear Ol' Ear `Ole,

Isn't it strange, how life can deal you with opposite hands so quickly?

I'm sure that my situation is like many others; where having to scrimp and save on some of life's luxuries is now essential. For me in particular, I have always had a penchant for expensive Cuban cigars.

Through some loop-hole with my insurance company, I discovered a system to win back some cash. With this information, I decided to pursue a claim.

I explained that my last batch of Cigars had been destroyed in a series of small fires.

Not only did they honour my claim, but last week I received a cheque for the princely sum of £2,000. Overjoyed, I promptly left my house to cash in my deserved pay-out.

Life can kick you in the teeth - eh? Having cashed my cheque at the bank, I was promptly greeted by the Boys in Blue.

Alas, I am now awaiting trial on charges of criminal damage and arson!

What are the chances of that?


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